I saw a lovely darkened elf

With hair as sleek as ebony

Her armor seemed to betray

The forces of our gravity

I told her that I'd like to mount

But mounting me would be a treat

I stamped and swore

The sword she wore

Was not intended for deceit

Guild Ho!

Guild Ho!

Horde ho to victory!

No sum of gold could buy a better life

All else is misery!

Guild Ho!

Guild Ho!

Horde ho to victory!

So grab a beer

And flex your pecs

It's time for us to march!

I tripped upon a curvy gnome

Whose cheek was all be-speckly

Knee-high to me

I could forsee

A problem all quite vividly

She stood in shock as I explained

Positions that would work for us

She roared and railed

Cut off my tail

And left my bod in maimedness

Guild Ho!

Guild Ho!

Horde ho to victory!

No sum of gold could buy a better life

All else is misery

Guild Ho!

Guild Ho!

Horde ho to victory!

So flex your pecs

And brush your tusks

It's time for us to march!

I nearly killed a human lass

Of whom I found most dull and bore

Her hair and nails did quite entail

The life of a barstander's whore

I cast her off and rolled my eyes

It's hardly worth an easy kill

It wasn't less than seconds left

Before I took myself a spill

Dear listener, it's good to know

Don't judge the cover of a book

My heart was won for her that day

After the beating that I took!

Guild Ho!

Guild Ho!

Horde ho to victory!

No sum of gold could buy a better life

All else is misery

Guild Ho!

Guild Ho!

Horde ho to victory!

So brush your tusks

And grab a beer

It's time for us to march!

So brush your tusks

And grab a beer

It's time for us to march!

So flex your pecs

And brush your tusks

It's time for us to march, march, march, march

(March, march, march)