[Verse 1]

Middle class TV family daughter

Better watch, watch your father

It’s time, time for his dinner

And you’re the blue ribbon winner

[Chorus]

M.C.T.F.D

Better watch your ass

M.C.T.F.D

Your father’s making a pass

[Verse 2]

He asks your mama and she says no

Asks your brother for a blow

Sees the dog, lets out a moan

Sees you and he starts to groan

[Chorus]

M.C.T.F.D

Better watch your ass

M.C.T.F.D

Your father’s making a pass

[Verse 1]

Middle class television family daughter

Better watch, watch your father

It’s time, time for his dinner

And you’re the blue ribbon winner

[Chorus]

M.C.T.F.D

Better watch your ass

M.C.T.F.D

Your father’s making a pass

[Outro]

Middle class TV family daughter

Middle class TV family daughter

Middle class TV family daughter

Middle class TV family daughter