[Verse 1]

When the dial went dead

It just laughed and it said

"I don't know where I am"

But it don't feel bad

I don't know one thing

Nothing on God's green earth

Looks like I'm free at last

Oh, yes, I am

[Chorus]

Out of action

Part of the service

Uber Alles

I don't remember what I said

But we all cried and we hung our heads

When the dial went dead

[Verse 2]

When the dial went dead

It said, "What happens when you get everything you want?

What after that?"

How come tomorrow's

Always shining like a swordfish?

If you ever really lovеd me, why'd you stab me in the back?

Aw, it's just

[Chorus]

Onе big reach-around

Part of the service

Uber Alles

But it's all easy in the end

To go out in style

Yeah, we hung our heads

When the dial went dead