[Verse 1]

When I hang out with Screaming Blue Bill

He says "Jesus Chrysler drives a Dodge"

And oh man, I really hope he does

[Verse 2]

He says "It don't matter what you feel if you don't have the nerve"

I can see my house from here

I'm the greatest singer since the bird flying all around the mountain

[Chorus]

When this all goes away

What will I do then?

I'd spit it all back out

Just to drink it up again

Rolex, I am

A total waste of time

[Verse 3]

When I met the Marlboro Man

He said "Here’s a clue for ya, Jack"

Stuck a finger in my eye

There were witnesses all over

He said "Hey, I used to watch that video all the time

I could never get enough of it"

[Chorus]

When this all goes away

What will I do then?

I'd spit it all back out

Just to drink it up again

Rolex, I am

A total waste of time

[Bridge]

There is something you should try

If you are ever here again

There is something you should try

There is something you should try

If you are ever here again

There is something you should try

I don't wanna hear a word

Words are never enough

'Cause when I come to see you

I'll be so heavily made up

But I'm too dumb to talk

I won't know what you mean

Who wants to move beyond?

It is another room to clean

[Chorus]

When this all goes away

What will I do then?

I'd spit it all back out

Just to drink it up again