[Verse 1]

Alright, that's fine

I'll just talk to my food

Why on Earth didn't you tell me

You were in a car accident?

If it happened to me, I would tell you

I'm so bored of cake for the dead

Isn't it weird to be green at your age?

We'll make you eat every red cent that you made

Then you'll be up the creek too

[Chorus]

There goes my last chance to chicken out

Nature on the nod'll come loose

Turn me into red meat and brick dust

Let all the beer of the blue world dry up

Let it dry up

[Verse 2]

I have a friend

Right here

Hiding under my shirt

We're right here if you ever get tired

Tired of putting God first

Don't look at me like I give a damn what you do

But I know I don't wanna go out

In the hallway, I wanna die in my room

When will Hollywood learn?

[Chorus]

There goes my last chance to chicken out

Nature on the nod'll come loose

Turn me into red meat and brick dust

Let all the beer of the blue world dry up

Let it dry up

[Outro]

You can take this job

And I'll tell you what you can do with it

All hail my dog, bad news on

Her way over the ocean blue

Maybe not blue

How would I know?

How would I know?

How would I know?