[Verse 1]

I did the homework

I checked it out

There's no way that we can lose

Don't try to draw me

Into a confrontation

I don't want to fight with you

Calm down

You don't have to make

The greatest film of all time

Real blood is blue

That red stuff is just from TV

It doesn't look like that in real life

[Chorus]

Beat yourself up

For a while

Then it's time to move on

The free drinks say it all

[Verse 2]

I'll tie a cable around my feet

So that I don't have to dance with you tonight

I'll stay at home

And watch a movie

Then accidentally die

Licking butter off a knife

When you have it then you gamble it

You know what you're doing

And losing it don't come as a surprise

'Cause the empty space

That you end up with

Is what you were really after the whole time

[Chorus]

Beat yourself up

For a while

Then it's time to move on

The free drinks say it all

[Bridge]

Be a baby for a while

Then walk the pain off

A grown man made a wager

And a grown man lost

Be a baby for a while

Then walk the pain off

There will be no ruining this little girl's life

I secretly believe I am never gonna die

You can take my coat but it's still mine

And it remembers me just fine

Fine

[Chorus]

Beat yourself up

For a while

Then it's time to move on

The free drinks say it all