Ready, ready

Silver steady

Here she comes

It's Mama Chetti

Got a problem

She's a solver

Granny's got

A big revolver

She's a killer

She's a stalker

She's a rocker

With a walker

Murderer on Medicare

Got the answer for your prayer

A flash of grey in the light

A slash of blade out of sight

She's coming for you tonight

It's Mama Chetti

Well

She'll serve up cold

Your just desserts

The opposite

Of Life Alert

In her frail hands

Your life will drop

You've fallen

And you can't get up

Another day

Another kill

Another mark

Another thrill

Mama's time is coming, true

I bet that she will outlive you

A flash of grey in the light

A slash of blade out of sight

She's coming for you tonight

It's Mama Chetti

And Mama Chetti will run you through