[Intro]

I am Goonmaxer

Goon! goon! goon!

Maxer

Goon! goon! goon!

Maxer

Mommy don't come in my room!

You might get shot by my goon!

Goon! goon! goon! goon!

Maxer

[Chorus]

Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon!

Maxer

Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon!

Maxer

Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon!

Maxer

Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon!

Maxer

Mommy don't come in my room!

You might get shot by my goon!

Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon!

Maxer

Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon!

Maxer

Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon!

Maxer

Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon!

Maxer

Mommy don't come in my room!

You might get shot by my goon!

[Verse]

Kim Chong Goon taught me to goon

Commies share the sauce, thanks Mao and Moon

Epstein touch, Diddy thrust from the rear

Sneaky link supreme, double team right here

Bonnie Blue vibe, but make it gay

Gangbang femboy gettin' paid that way

Sellin' worn socks to MAGA grandpas

My OnlyFans in their browser tabs

Thеse Boomers payin' top dollar for my feet

Red hats goonin' to my twink dеfeat

Who am I?

[Chorus]

I am goonmaxxer!

Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon!

Maxer

Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon!

Maxer

Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon!

Maxer

Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon!

Maxer

Mommy don't come in my room!

You might get shot by my goon!

Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon!

Maxer

Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon!

Maxer

Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon!

Maxer

Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon!

Maxer

Mommy don't come in my room!

You might get shot by my goon!