[Intro]

Dj Tinkleweeny made this beat, ah-

[Verse]

Yeah, okay now put me on the beat

Let me see your feet

She ask "who the goat?" Tinkleweeny

I'm the next Lebron James

I forgot my legal name

Talked with some kids they said I was lame

But man I got game

I cannot be tamed

I started playing my kazoo, this is what it sound like

[Verse 2]

I went to the gas stations to get some drinks

Then I got jumped in a hockey rink

What's your favorite color? Uh I think I like pink

I showed my dad my music he said

"Bitch we never making it out the trеnches, what the fuck is this dogshit music, you- you know what? Go to your room ima grab a frying pan and ima beat thе fuck out you"

Then he hit me with a frying pan

Then he slapped m- Ah what the fuck was that for?

Yeah, I went to bed and a monster start licking my feet

Wanna meet me? To bad this ain't a meet and greet

I'm laying down beats like I'm prime metro boomin

When I see a chihuahua you know I be zoomin

No, no don't bite me please, please don't bite me, no

You already know I'm the next goat

Its cold outside so put on a coat

Having fun in the water on a boat

When its fall, these leaves I have to rake

Now ima teach you how to bake, a fucking cake

[Outro]

Alright so first you get your black beans, sugar, olive oil, neutral oil, baby oil, car oil, ju- just get all the oils

Uh, melted butter and uhh

Damn, I forgot my cake recipe

Hold up let me search this up

Aw, I need a new computer now