Watch Deez - Intellectual

[Verse 1: Thirstin Howl III]

I hit harder than Foreman, landin' both gloves to a low blow, with no cup

Leave you speechless like when Arrested Development broke up

Carry a crowbar for egos that won't budge

Crack skulls through helmets with the penetration of a screw nailed in

Return like I was sendin' self addressed postage

Throw bricks the size of the Stonehenge

Before battles, we pour blood and toast death to wicked infants

Found on the sorceress' doorsteps, slaughter lamb and boar's head

Every MC's cause of boredness and mind bondage

Bronchitis, lung failure, language unfamiliar

Art through a flooded air brush, rogue leaf craft

Sentences joined with words holdin' hands, it's a tight squeeze

From where your head will be landin'

In exact time, flight leaves

"Ahhhh!!!" "Watch deez!" "Watch deez!"

"Ahhhh!!!" "Watch deez!" "Don't watch dat – watch deez!"

Whose arm is this?

I must have cut it off at the pharmacist

That refused to renew my seventh prescription of Darvocets (Sorry!)

I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets

That never leaves his house, 'cause he thinks his car's possessed

I hate my life, that's why I degrade my wife

Grabbed a paper plate to make a sandwich, and just ate the knife

My mother's screamin', "Please, heal him, take him straight to Christ!"

Meet you in the street and slap you just to break the ice

(What up? I'm Eminem) Made a bomb threat with a fake device

Strip you naked twice, pistol-whip you and force you to take advice

And if you catch me bobbin' my head to some bullshit you was spittin'

I was probably just tryin' to shake the lice

Bugs fallin' out of my head, I'm wishin' I was dead

While I'm crawlin' out of my bed, pissin' violent red

And my rash is returnin', I feel the sensation of burnin'

Occurrin', usually during painful release of my urine

Screamin' at my shadow, "Please, quit followin' me!"

These pills keep screamin' "Please, quit swallowin' me!"

The devil keeps screamin' "Please, get down on one knee!"

I took the drugs before the cops ever found them on me

"Ahhhh!!!" "Watch"–"Watch deez!" "Watch deez!"

"Ahhhh!!!" "Watch deez!" "Don't watch dat – watch deez!"