[Intro Tag: Travis Moore-Schmidt]

You don't think like I do

[Verse: Travis Moore-Schmidt]

Bro yeah, I am a drunk cop

You see me you getting traffic stopped

You see me you're getting hate crimed

You see me you're getting with an

Orange rind

You hate me, but I am a drunk cop

You do stupid stuff you won't see your family

[Verse: DJ Scribbles]

Drunk cop

I can't even talk because I'm drunk

It's like so hard to sing and stuff

Like

Like bro

[Verse: Travis Moore-Schmidt]

I walk around the station with no pants

I just took an Instagram picture

No pants

I just did a little TikTok dance

I wasn't wearing any pants

[Verse: DJ Scribbles]

Drunk cops

I just arrested this guy

I had no pants

He had no pants

We did have any pants so we decided to be friends

It's kind of hard to talk because I'm drunk

But you know, having no pants has efforts

And I like having no pants, so like I can diddle people

Umm just ignore that

Yeah

[Verse: Travis Moore-Schmidt]

Yeah, drunk cops

I use my pistol as my weewee

Drunk cops

I just weeweed in the sinkie

Drunk cops

My name is Travis Schmidty

Drunk cops

Xavier made friends with a...

Meth Head!

My name is cop Travis

And I am cop Jesus

That's what I'm all about

That's what I'm all about

[Outro: DJ Scribbles]

Drunk Cops

I-I'm just gonna do this like- Hey Guys!

But you know it's like-

*Random Gurbling*

I'm just arrest this guy

I'm just arrest him for no reason

Like oh oh