Open up the fridge

No Snapple

What happened?

Now I’m saddened

Then maddened

At myself

On the shelf

Like the movie elf

I need sugar

But I can’t get any

When I’ve got ten boogers

And now I’m shooketh

Feel like DG shunned me

Now my heart is crumplin’

Feel like I’m fumbling

Take me out coach

My throat sounds like a roach with no Snapple

Can’t be batman without his grapple

I don’t want apple

Just please come Snapple

Get in the car and drive to DG

Looking for the drink to fufil me

Get there stop at the bathroom cause I gotta pee

Look on the shelf

No Snapple

Holy crapple

Now I’m sad low

But I gotta be glass half full

So maybe TD’s has some

So I hit the road

But on the way I hit a toad

So I stop to pray over this little bro

I’m so sorry he had to go

*sniffles*

Get back in car

I look afar

I see the stores in the distance

So many decisions

Target, Walmart or QT

Which is the store for me?

I couldn’t decide

Just let these feelings abide

I felt the anger inside

Start to rise

That’s when I knew

This Snapple was mine

So I began to drive

A little bit faster

Hopin my dream ain't gon get shattered

I’m so caught up in this matter

I park in a spot

Jump out like ddrrrrot

Will I get it or not?

It’s 9:59, a minute before the store closes

I start to see the doors fold in

I begin to sprint

And that’s when my leg bent

The wrong way

And now I look silly

And it’s not ok

Because the store employee’s are laughing

At me although I hurt my knee

They shut the doors

And I’m still on the floor

God how could this happen Oh Lord!

What to do next I’m so torn

Meanwhile my knee is still really sore

Whilest I’m down I can’t increase the score

Laying on the floor

I imagine the sound of Snapple pour

Kiwi Strawberry is the drink for me

But then I remembered

This random store was open for like 15 more minutes this part didn’t actually happen or this part doesn’t rhyme (Why am I recording this?)

The light protrudes the parking lot I see them

3 Snapples through the window

I said oh no I better go go

So I dashed and ran

I might’ve even punched a man

I checked out like I’m superman

I may have lost some battles along the way

But it doesn’t matter cause we still ok

I pop open a Snapple and say

Today was a good day

Hope to get another someday

Once again like a replay

Moral of the story

I hope it didn’t bore you

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