An iron suit pulls me deeper and deeper down

Into subterranean depths

Damn pressure hurts my head

"I think I'm almost there now

Now I can see the cave

It's hidden underneath the stones

And decorated like a grave

Ok, I'm going in now

Oh, Shit! The lights went out!"

(Take a look at the monitor sir)

(There's something down there with him)

"Jesus! Get him out of there!"

Listen and obey

(Have a nice day)

Have a nice day

"Ah where the hell did that come from?"

"Ah, frankly I don't know

We're receiving signals from another transmitter"

I think I'm stuck

The lights went on now

A giant rock blocks the opening

And I think you better send down some help

"I wish we could just hear what he's saying"

"The contact's broken sir, and he don't know it"

And while I wait

I'll procedure my mission

Please, don't be late

I see the equipment now

I'll try to open it somehow

"Oh, my god!"

Listen and obey

(Have a nice day)

Have a nice day

"Ah, I'm afraid we lost him sir"

"And the government denies any suggestion

That they have ever had anything to do

With a researching project what so ever near that area"

"It is now twelve years since the discovery of... ah...

'Have A Nice Day', and it sure has come up with some major problems

Among the different religions on the planet

The Buddhists are saying that 'Have A Nice Day' means

While the Christians are saying that it means

The Hindus claim that it means

While Islam is raging mad because they say that it means"

"The Pentagon says there's a war coming up"

"Let us now pray for Joshua who sacrificed himself

So that we could bear the ultimate truth

Joshua, divine diver of the lost world"