Pump-Kun

By Disjointed

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Disjointed : *sits down at desk*

Sin7ven : yo

Disjointed : me? what

Sin7ven: That used to be my desk. We broke up though so it’s fine

Disjointed: right. So your name is sin7ven?

Sin7ven : *grunts yesly

Disjointed : what are you doing?


[Sin7ven]

It’s a hobby of mine. I like french kissing scissors

Disjointed : oh. Sounds like fun


[Sin7ven]

Hey... I bet I can guess your password

Spell it backwards and test it after

(Haha) Oh? You actually laughed where

Usually my jokes depress these bastards

And get me mad stares

Faster than sketching kick me notes when Jeffery's back turns

That's the headmaster

One time I made a meth lab in the sciences class

It was a major crisis, talk about face value

The look on that fool's face was priceless

He think he in control

In his wrinkly clothes but he's more headache than he's Indrid Cold

Did you see that movie? With the falling bridge

And all that shit, wait what was I talking Dis

It's Disjointed right? So can I call you Dis?

Aight cool, let's ditch class like carcasses


[Disjointed]

Yo, hold the phone, you talk a lot dude

And the fuck’s with your skin, is that a costume?

I’m not used to people, do I come off rude?

He said, glaring at everybody cross-room

What’s that? Sorry, that happens

I speak in third person, it’s kind of a bad habit

He practiced and practiced but just couldn’t break it

Like bones from a human, no matter how patient, he-

-(hi, I’m the class president) Piss off

Can’t you see me and sin are tryna bite rick ross?

I can list off the different reasons why you’d get cut

Or tossed out the window like a cig but

Where were we, oh yeah, carcasses

Wanna go peep some in the back of the park I kept?

I mean, found, they’re kinda green now

Like you, why is that, fucking genes, wow


[Sin7ven]

I don’t know what you mean pal

Or I didn’t hear you clear and I need my ears cleaned out

Just a little dried blood with the cotton swab

No it’s nothing odd, oh my fucking god

Did you see that blonde hottie that walked by

Do you know how to hide a body or hogtie?

Cause I have an idea

With falsified ID yeah, we can get a gun and a car, right?

Don’t look so serious Timmy, you dyslexic

Read the atmosphere, it a joke, Dis gets it

Anyway let’s split, I bet it’s lunch break

Getting tired sitting wired, fiddling a blunt blade


[Disjointed]

Fuck timmy, he only liked by pedophiles

Ever since the day his mom left, he never smiles

Take over control of the school, shredder style

Ruffle your feathers while, huffing the scent of high-

-lighters, I’m a lover not a fighter

So come give me a kiss, but I got a lot of spiders

In my mouth, ouch, teach should wiretap

The phones so he can go and try to snatch my chrome


[Sin7ven]

Alright, Dis, roll one like Katamari

And make it rotund, gold tongue Stradivari

Crash a party, tag a wall with a bag of sharpies

And come to class at dark, teach, my bad I’m tardy


[Disjointed]

Into vegan food, always eating glue

Nice school uniform, I like the blood seeping through

So sick see me sneezing goo on your geeky shoes

I don’t care, not even if they’re seeming new


[Sin7ven]

Can I borrow a pen?

By the way, I want tomorrow to end, the Bizarro of trends

Get food on my plate with the tools of my trade

And swallow a wrench, ghouls follow the scent


[Disjointed]

Sleep walk down to school and eat chalk

Dream soft, but when I awaken, I detox


[Sin7ven]

Sage of the dream state

Able to sleep eight grades without failing the papers and sheet dates


[Disjointed]

Make me a cheese cake

Baked from the teats of an alien's creme fraiche, savor the sweet taste


[Sin7ven]

Take shrooms, walk to the door of the break room

Break through a spade lose restraint and chase you


[Disjointed]

I guess this knife will have to make due

Students save face by tryna create case clues


[Sin7ven]

Mass hysteria and cobwebs

At the cafeteria catching tears into my goblet


[Disjointed]

May piss off teach

Silent, and classmates ignore my presents, mei misaki


[Sin7ven]

Talk vague and darkly

And at the start of the day of physical exams fake a heartbeat


[Disjointed]

Blessed by the shadow stone

Lock pick pick full catacombs for fun, don’t tattle yo

Paddle boats through river styx then return

To earth hungry with constant shivers if

That’s the worst it’ll do, I’ll come to

If you try to take my skunk, I’ll use kung fu

I enjoy getting crunk too, debunk fools

Who claim they know the whereabouts of pump-kun