[Verse 1]

Welcome my friends to this beautiful Sunday

My wife burned my tie on the stove just the other day

Your Mama, your Daddy, your greasy, greasy Granny

Let's judge Bill then we all will pray

Bob fixed the steeple it looks brand new

It's lunch time now so I guess that's my cue

Look at that guy on the side of the road

Better him than us now dear let's go to church

[Chorus 1]

I had a dream I was sleeping tonight

[Verse 2]

Pharisee man what have you done

You killed all those people and did not bite your tongue

Too ugly, too fat, too short, too tall

I pray His wrath comes down and consumes you all

There is a sign on the door that's written for you

It says open your eyes read

Through the lines try something new

Hide me inside lets go out in the hall

Does not the Lion himself teach you it's against the law

[Chorus 1]

I had a dream I was sleeping tonight

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus 2]

I had a dream I was sleeping last night

I had a dream I was sleeping last night