[Intro]
Yo, yo, C-A double N O-N
I got trends and I got style
I'm versatile and I'm off the rails
L double O S-E
C-A double N O-N
And I got trends and I got style
I'm versatile and I'm off the rails
[Chorus]
Yo, it's the waterboy
People see my baby mum, they're like, "Oi"
Lee McNaughty's boy
Talk to girls, I don't talk to boys
It's the waterboy
People see my baby mum, they're like, "Oi"
Lee McNaughty's boy
Talk to girls, I don't talk to boys
[Verse 1]
I said I'm savin' pounds, I'm pinchin' pennies
Gimme, gimme, gimme (Rah), show me the money
Show me the dosh, show me the reddies (Yeah)
I'm slim as fuck, I got the big belly
Your son, he needed nappies and brekky (Tell 'em)
Your baby mum, she needed gas and the leccy (Yeah)
What did you do?
Went and spent seven hundred quid on a pair of Giuseppes
You ain't got the foggiest, ain't got a clue (Nope)
You ain't got a didgeridoo
Who's got the P's and Q's? (Yeah)
Gimme, gimme, gimme (Now)
Cash upfront, gimme, gimme, gimme
I won't spit for free (Nah), show me the reddies
Show me the pinkies, gimme, gimme, gimme
Money upfront, cash in advance (Yeah)
No bank transfer, gimme, gimme, gimme (No way)
[Chorus]
Yo, it's the waterboy
People see my baby mum, they're like, "Oi"
Lee McNaughty's boy
Talk to girls, I don't talk to boys
It's the waterboy
People see my baby mum, they're like, "Oi"
Lee McNaughty's boy
Talk to girls, I don't talk to boys
[Verse 2]
You think I ain't got no stuff to say? (Yeah, yeah)
Wait, mate, I've got 'nuff to say (Ooh)
I lost three stone, I'm feelin' slim and buff today (Bow, bow)
You wanna act rough today?
Screamin' and shoutin' at us and talkin' tough today? (Psh)
You'll end up rushed today (Rushed, rushed)
For the next two weeks, the nurse'll be wipin' your blood and pus away
From the side of your head
Layin' half dead in a hospital bed
Got your head bust today
Couldn't spit, you had to hush that day (Shh, zip it)
Steamin', fumin', ain't had a puff today
I ain't had a puff in days
Ain't had a puff in weeks (Nope)
Ain't had a puff in months (Nope)
Ain't had a puff today (No)
[Chorus]
Yo, it's the waterboy
People see my baby mum, they're like, "Oi"
Lee McNaughty's boy
Talk to girls, I don't talk to boys
It's the waterboy
People see my baby mum, they're like, "Oi"
Lee McNaughty's boy
Talk to girls, I don't talk to boys (Cannon)
[Verse 3]
Yeah, it's the waterboy (Ooh)
Oi, oi, waterboy (Yeah)
I bet you any money if I swing my baseball bat, bat
That's the waterboy
C-A double N O-N
(Cannon) Waterboy loose cannon, water boy
I'm feelin' a certain European girl, and deep down she's feelin' the waterboy (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
But, she's playin' hard to get (Ooh)
I hope that she don't live to regret
Me, I'll give as good as I get (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I don't give two fucks, I don't give two F's (Rah)
I don't give two fucks, you ain't done that yet
Been rushed for your manor's name yet (Nah, you ain't)
When Riko was sittin' in jail (Psh), runnin' up draws for him
You ain't done that for Zane yet (Nah)
[Chorus]
Yo, it's the waterboy
People see my baby mum, they're like, "Oi"
Lee McNaughty's boy
Talk to girls, I don't talk to boys
It's the waterboy
People see my baby mum, they're like, "Oi"
Lee McNaughty's boy
Talk to girls, I don't talk to boys
It's the waterboy
People see my baby mum, they're like, "Oi"
Lee McNaughty's boy
Talk to girls, I don't talk to boys
It's the waterboy
People see my baby mum, they're like, "Oi"
Lee McNaughty's boy
Talk to girls, I don't talk to boys