Yo I fucked your bitch doggy style like the Iditarod nigga

[Verse 1: Dingo]

Look, I'm on the stalk again

Colder than five cardigans

Niggas wanna see me and

Shake my hand like I had Parkinson's

I'm flyer than a hawk or 10

That was climbing up that bark and then

Decide to drop a shitty track

Decrease my fucking stock again

Ask me if I'm buzzing

Bitch I might bee

I feel like Spike Lee

In Indiana cuz you beating me is unlikely

But

They call me DINGO nigga

Irony, my dick is tiny

If we being honest

Harry Potter probably fucked Hermione

After a Quidditch match

Magic spells up on her snatch

Right before he made a batch

Of methamphetamines

I'm popping because I'm important

To the point that niggas extort it but

Niggas be on my dick

To the point that I abort it #Pause

The raps drowsy

Still Lousy, Ronda Rousey

Because I beat the pussy up

As much as she allows me

And I don't think my ex wants me no more

So I pulled out my dick and found the skinniest whore

That's the Plan B you can not find in the store

And her pussy canteen so I ain't thirsty no more

Look nigga

I'm fresher than a babies ass

Right before they pass some gas

Fill the fucking joint with hash

Mix the Crown and Coke around

Now I'm leaning like a slash

It feels like I ran a hundred meter dash

With Kevin Nash

I'm tryna track some more cash

So I'm in the Porsche with PornStash

And Piper looking at me

With some fucking crazy eyes

White girls I despise

So she's in for a surprise

Still might put that dick

In the middle of her thighs

Might catch me out in public

In some sweats and Nike Slides

But don't get it twisted like a slinky

You will die

I'm waiting on my DNA sample

I'm a different species

2 for 20 Applebees

Venny Venny Vici

I swang a Mitsubishi

Verbal fucking feces

Big Shit

Yours the type that look like Reese's Pieces

I make them say "Who That?"

I'm flyer than Ash Ketchum

Battling a Zubat

With a ButterFree

Now who's better than me

When It comes to rapping sprees?

My rhyme schemes are crime scenes

So you can never leave

Fuck

It's Like they found him in a fucking moat

Shorty with the Sniper Scope

Is touching every isotope

I'm posted in a ho(e)

Tel in a ho

And she's tellin a ho

To bring a friend and two more

So you already know

That I had to beat it out the frame

I'm liable for libel

If a ho try to besmirch my name

Fuck it, I'll throw some slander too

Flyer than a cockatoo

Your bitch is like a hen when she around us

Any cock will do

And she's popping two

Percocet, I think shes dead

Call William Shatner up

I think he'll know what to do

The flow is hotter than some pizza rolls

With freezer burn

Next to Usher singing his hit song

Inside a fucking urn

When will all these niggas learn?

The Raps supreme Like Jason Bourne

But I'm getting curved left and right

So Ingonito tab the Porno-graphica

And I'm sicker than Africa

And when you drop your shitty raps

We can't help but laugh at ya

Because that shit be really funny

And my bars Boombastic

Like my son likes to steal money