[Verse 1: Dingo]

I'm Magikarp in person

But I'm Gyarados up in the booth

I'm dicking down your daughter

Yes my dick was rubbing on her tooth

No need to tell the truth

You can ask her

Would of went back to college

But I forgot to do my FAFSA

So, here I am

In my room making beats

Lacing them with poison

Put that green sticker on my feet

Your flow is obsolete

Oh you bringing terror?

Oh your guns boop-bap like they Pro Era?

Flyer than Steez now

I'm jumping off a building wow

Didn't have to go there

But I did so don't have a cow

I'm beefing with these bitches man

I don't have any luck

But if my name was Q

I would have some better luck

I mean I broke up with my old girl

I don't know how to act

But I better watch my back

Because her favorite show is SNAPPED

And if a nigga sleeping on me

Then it must be a nap

Because a nigga so high

I'm playing hacky sack with Bernie Mac

My new bitch is curvy

And she's looking like a protract-

Tore her pussy up

Then I had to fucking go back....

..Home

So I dipped to the whip

The Car Dashin like Kim

I was racing Paul Walker

Let him win

I'm High as Wiz Khalifa

And she said She's Never Been

To a Mandingo party

So I had to let her in

She Fancier than Jamie Foxx

You niggas Braxton

She wouldn't let me fuck

Because I'm not a light skin

I'm a

Damn darky

Rolling dank

Spit malarkey

I'm eating Arbys

With a fresh fade like Steve Harvey..

Damn

And Marcus Smart was tryna push me into bed with Michael Sam

Let's invite Marcus Garvey now

Let's have a party now

I was off tequila, she was off Bacardi now

(they said they want the beats and the raps)

[Verse 2: Dingo]

So that's what Imma fucking do

Fuck you and your fucking crew

All you niggas trash rap

I mix this beat up like some stew

Balling on you fuck boys

Kyrie Irving, Uncle Drew

I'm eating all these twitter rappers

Close your mouth up when you chew

I flow like it's my last resort

Faded at the Fader Fort

With my Muslim niggas baking/bacon blunts

But now we fucking bored

We on that Mean Girl shit

Nigga you can't sit with us

I see you with your girl

I Slytherin like Hufflepuff

Can't hang with you

I lost my noose

Drunk, sippin booty juice

I'm cuming in your queens hair

I'm feeling like a Royal mousse

Born in Alaska

So me and Russia got a truce

A nigga want the pressure?

Bring the Soviets through

Because I'm coming with more raps than Christmas

My girl is prettyHot, had to measure her with a Litmus

..Paper stacking, but I'm far from rich

And life is kind of stressful when your friends wanna fuck your bitch

I mean these hoes acting masculine

These niggas acting feminine

These bitches want my nut

But she don't swallow like it's Cinnamon

I'm riding shotgun

I stand my ground with Zimmerman

Got a few flows?

Nah nigga got like ten of them

And I'm stacking Benjamins

Royals like them Tenenbaums

Girl you know I lick that bum

So sit up on my dick and thumbs

You must think a nigga dumb

I know you smashed the homie

Sucking all these niggas meats

So quit the damn the baloney