[Part I]

[Intro]

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[Verse]

I tie up my hair just like a jump ball

Then I get down on my knees and start to suck balls

Me and my nigga get butt-naked and we trust fall

I wish y'all could've seen this nigga's butt, y'all

My bitch mad as hell 'cause she went through my phone

A text from Jerome, A text from Tyrone

A text from Ramone, why you goin' through my phone?

And it's crazy 'cause they all said they ready for the night

Had to lie to my bitch, tell her we was shootin' dice

Matter fact, get to cookin', go and whip me up some rice

And we gon' be drinkin' later, go and pick me up some icе

I had to come up with somethin' to get hеr out the crib

Then I slid my niggas the addy, so they know where I live

Better not call me gay, I just be hangin' with the bros

Who cares if the night ends? We're suckin' niggas' toes

Who knows? Maybe we can make a human Oreo

'Cause Tyrone bring in a white nigga who said he from the Grove

I'm like, "Whoa, I thought this was only niggas though"

He said, "No", he said, "What, so you don't want him to go?"

I said, "I don't give a fuck as long as he can fit this dick up in his throat"

As long as he can—ah

As long as he ready because the bed gon' be rockin' like a boat

We gon' fit it all in and close it up just like a tote

Hear a knock up at my door, so I guess it's time to go

Man, I guess it's time to get it

Big black niggas, and they all wearin' fitteds

They all started hoppin' to my bed, goin' "Ribbit"

And the white nigga took off his shirt, start showin' titties

[Part II]

[Verse]

We started relaxin' like we was chillin' on the beach

Nah, I'm playin', grabbed a nigga, started beatin' on his cheeks

I said, "Nigga, what's your name?", he started yellin' out "Tariq"

Feel like Giannis when I fuck it, I be movin' like a freak

Man, my dick so long I started T'ing up from D

Then that nigga started backin' up, I think I hear the beep

Hear the beep, beep, beep, beep, beep

That dump truck slidin' on my meat

He keep runnin' and hidin' like we was playin' hide-and-seek

Told a nigga, "Stop runnin' and come here 'cause it's time to eat"

Then I looked around the room, all the niggas puttin' work in

Got three niggas jerkin', got three niggas twerkin'

Got three niggas switchin' over to another person

Got three niggas screamin' out "Fuck", they was cursin'

I hit my Shmurda Dance from behind like I'm Bobby, nigga

I'm a simple man, fuckin' niggas is my hobby, nigga

Puttin' stains on his couch that I got from Hobby Lobby, nigga

I don't give a fuck, my man hot as wasabi, nigga

Man, we got to hurry up and wrap it up

'Cause my bitch gon' be home at any second

She gon' walk in, twenty niggas booty butt-naked

With a bunch of long horns hangin' out like it's Texas

Knock-knock, yeah, she knocked twice

I said, "Stop, stop" 'cause she back with the ice

Then she pushed the door open, "What y'all doin' in my house?"

She said, "DigBar, why are twenty niggas on my couch?"

I said, "Ah, look baby, it's just a photoshoot"

She said, "Bullshit, nigga, you don't even know these dudes"

I said, "Yeah, I do", but that didn't even help my case

'Cause she walked over, then she slapped me in my fuckin' face

[Outro]

Yeah, man, that shit was crazy

I should've had her get two bags of ice or some shit

Maybe three, I don't even know

Bitch, DigBar