[Intro]

I'ma let y'all in on a lil Digbar secret and I don't really tell nobody forreal

Hopefully some of y'all can relate to me, bruh

Ay

[Verse]

Bitch I wake up in the morning beat my meat at 10

Then I brush my teeth and get to beating on my meat again

I done bust a nut like all over the seat again

Clean it up and then I go and rinse it and repeat again

I'm the number one beater Derek Jeter I stay with the wood

I just bought some grip gloves just so I could get it good

Evеr since I was a jit I was misunderstood

Used to bеat my meat while watching prime Carrie Underwood

I remember when my mom found the lotion right beside me

So I kinda panicked I said "Mom I got dry feet!"

Like-like you see the skin? She wasn't buying it

So I started pumping in my hand and then applying it

Then she walked away and closed the door I waited til she backed away

Put the lotion on my meat and then I went and whacked away

Hoo hoo hoo!

That was back in the day though like

Now I'm a changed man

I switched it up like I don't even use the same hand

Bitch I'm ambidickstrous depends on the day man

I'm always beating it I ruined all my day plans

Remember when I accidentally beat it to a gay man (woah woah woah I know that sound crazy - but I still ejaculated)

Anytime you see me man I probably just masturbating

I bust a nut in Arizona then it evaporated

I bust a nut in therapy my therapist congratulated

Bitch, look

I bust a nut in Alaska then my semen went and froze fast

When I bust a nut I get to wiggling my toes fast

Man I try to take a break but it don't last

Ten-time yearly trophy winner for most jacks

Oh my god I'm addicted to my dick somebody save me

I done killed my dick it's like a zombie this is DayZ

I stopped cold jerky but I gave it up on day 3

If you could bet on someone beating meat I would take me

I would bet the house

Any time I beat my meat I just wet the house

Damn

I got a bad addiction

I beat my meat in any room I beat it in the kitchen