[Chorus: KolossalKocks]

Black sack, met a thick nigga on Snapchat

Put it in my mind if his ass fat (scratch that)

I'ma take his texts, when his baby momma gone

We gon' take turn flippin' like a flapjack (clap clap)

Like a graduation, but we past that

Standing ovation with our ass claps

Tell a nigga if he wanna take BBCs, then he better come to me

We gon' rearrange his guts and his spine like crack crack

[Verse 1: KolossalKocks]

Toot up that booty a little

You kinda strong but that booty is brittle

Booty look sweet like the booty is Skittles

Booty look tasty like booty McGriddle (I'm lovin' it)

No we ain't talking McDonald's

Go clown on that meat like my nickname was Ronald

Not talking molest [?']

Wear meat like a Glover, I ain't talking Donald (HUH)

He is my lover when under the covers

His booty be changing its shape like it's blubber

[?] bear me no rubbers

He haul hella loads like a nice road trucker

Me and Digbar got a booty monopoly (HUH, HUH)

We ain't involved 'less you talking 'bout sodomy (woo, woo)

Gay niggas twerking, that dick choreography (HUH, HUH)

Blasting our butts with that rectum technology (bitch!)

Bitches important to port in our harbors, not talking no Morgan

Please splash [?] in my booty and lube up my organs

Got white in my body like crackheads been snortin'

I'm like a crackhead, Motel 6 for that black men

Make sure he tearing up my back in

Got a long lotta black niggas like my name Papa Perry

Got overgrown meat in my flatbread, bitch (HAAAH!)

[Chorus: KolossalKocks]

Black sack, met a thick nigga on Snapchat

Put it in my mind if his ass fat (scratch that)

I'ma take his texts, when his baby momma gone

We gon' take turn flippin' like a flapjack (clap clap)

Like a graduation, but we past that

Standing ovation with our ass claps

Tell a nigga if he wanna take BBCs, then he better come to me

We gon' rearrange his guts and his spine like crack crack

[Verse 2: Digbar]

"Crack, crack" like the boy popping a code

I love the crack, but not the crack on the stove

He get on the ground when he give me a blow

He said his knees hurting like he Derrick Rose\

He said that he bringing his bros, I froze

I polished my toes then I took off my clothes

They got me enclosed, they opened my hole and they booty bulldoze, nigga oh no!

He got a dick 'bout a foot long

Soon as I heard this beat I knew it would be a good song

Like a beaver I "chuck chuck chuck" 'til his wood gone

Drop top convertible without [?] the hood on

Running through town with the homies sitting in my passengers

Searching for dick, we some BBC scavengers

I bought a dildo, it's leather and lavender

Fat nigga Friday, I just checked my calendar

I'm here with Kolossal

I glance at a dude he get hard as a fossil

I guess I'm the Medusa of dicks

By the snap of my fingers, I'm holding a dick

I do it so quick

Niggas be like, "Digbar, how the fuck did you get my dick?"

Then I look at him and say, "A gay magician never reveals his tricks"

And I mean it!

Suck on the penis

I might dick slap you for no reason

I might just jerk your lil' dick, 'til you cum so quick

And then make you get napkins and clean it

I might make you open your mouth and I'll tell you it's food but it's really my penis

I might just grab your balls and pass them around like I'm the gay Gilbert Arenas

Nigga, I mean it

(And I love that penis)