[Verse 1: DigBar & Big Dick Randy]

Halloween, 2023, can't believe it's already here

Dressin' up as a thick nigga this year and I got all of my gear

Randy gon' try to target me when he see me in my costume

It's a fake butt on top so if he take it it's okay I got two

I'm hearin' bells, Randy, he can go to hell

Somebody gotta stop this big nigga so fuck it, I will

Man, I'm nervous, uh, I can't even sit real still

It's still daytime, and this big nigga already got six kills!

It's gettin' dark, I get a knock at the door, look down and see a note

That shit from Randy, this nigga love leavin' notes, I'ma read yall what he wrote

That boy said yo

When are you coming to stop me? I'm not tryna sound cocky

But I'm takin' booty propеrties feel like I'm playin' some Monopoly!

I'm havin fun, lеt's go one on one, let's meet at the park

Eight o'clock, when it gets dark, then we gon' start

And if you win, then, I'll disappear

But, if I win, I'm takin' that candy, and that rear!

Bitch, I'm Randy! Hehuhuh, don't forget the Big Dick!

DigBar not gon' win shit, cause he is a big bitch!

My height is like 6'6, booty gettin' ripped, ripped!

I'ma take the blood out his butt, and make some lipstick

[Bridge: DigBar]

Man, Randy pissed off, man he ready, bout to take a nap real quick, wake up at like eight..

It's the end of Randy

[Alarm Clock Ringing...]

Ah, shit, it's already eight o'clock, fuck, now I'm late. Fuck!

[Verse 3: DigBar & Big Dick Randy]

I hopped up in the whip, and then I pulled up to the spot

Feelin' hella hard, man, I'm talkin' bout my cock

Bout to save Halloween, cause I know y'all gettin' stressed out

Rubber band, Randy's booty, it gets stretched out

Then we locked eyes, he a big 6'6, big dick, thick hip, big ass rocked guy

He asked me why I'm late

"I said eight, nigga, not nine."

Randy, he can shut the fuck up, he on my time

"I been waiting so long to do this, DigBar

You makin' all these fuckin' songs about me and shit,

Got all these people scared of me, I can't even do what I wanna do? It's over, nigga."

Randy takin' off his coat, then he grab me by my throat

Feel my booty gettin' groped

Slidin' fingers in my hole

Well, my first plan didn't work, so I guess it's time to go

And try the plan B, he said "WHAT'S MY NAME!?"

I said "BIG DICK RANDY!"

NIGGA, UNHAND ME!

NIGGA, DISBAND ME!

Got me in the air danglin', just by my damn feet!

Then he slide that big knee

Knocker in my damn cheeks!

Now, I'm finna make sure that this nigga can not stand me

Break his grip, flip him over, then I get to penetratin'

[Outro: Big Dick Randy]

[moaning noises]

Slappin' all over Big Dick Randy's booty, it's disintegrating

I jus' keep on clappin' on his butt until he pass out

Layin' there, naked on the playground with his ass out

Then I took the gun out and I aimed it at his head

I pulled the trigger back and then that nigga really dead

Happy Halloween everybody

Y'all can be safe now

Digbar