[Chorus: DigBarGayRaps]

Hey, hey

Can you turn me gay?

Grab my balls and play

At the BBC Buffet

Hey

Can you throw it back?

Give me that nutsack

Booty nice and fat, fat, fat, fat

[Verse 1: DigBarGayRaps]

I just need a little dick in my back now

Need a BBC with a side of hashbrowns

See a big booty nigga, he get flagged down

My dick like a gun, Imma bust me a whole mag now

It's a BBC buffet, lots of dudes, but it's hard to choose

Do I want them 5'6 or do I want them 6'2

Do I want a nigga with a flat chest or big boobs?

Do I want a nigga who's gon' text me or just send nudes?

One... dude in my butt

Two... niggas playin' with my nuts

Three... niggas up in my guts

Four big black niggas calling me a slut

It's the BBC Buffet

Sit down and grab a plate

It's a great place for a date

Big dicks laying all over the motherfuckin' place

So one day, me and my boy Tyronе

Was sitting at the house, he just gavе me some bone

We was starving, both our stomachs letting our a big groan

So I searched for a restaurant on my motherfuckin' phone

Then I stumbled on the BBC Buffet

It got a 5-star rating so it must be great

I'ma get a 10-incher with a nice slice of cake

For a drink, I'ma get a chocolate dick and ball shake

[Interlude: DigBarGayRaps]

So me and Tyrone hopped in the car, we decided we was gonna go to the BBC Buffet

When we got there, we looked out the window, there was four big booty, butt-ass-naked black niggas in front of the restaurant guarding the door

So, immediately, we knew we chose the right place

Tyrone, let's go (*Hee hee!*)

[Chorus: DigBarGayRaps]

Hey, hey

Can you turn me gay?

Grab my balls and play

At the BBC Buffet

Hey

Can you throw it back?

Give me that nutsack

Booty nice and fat, fat, fat, fat

[Verse 2: DigBarGayRaps]

Door swang open, I'm dripped out in my Timbalands

Opened Tyrone's door cause I am a fucking gentleman

Greeted at the door by four big guys

They said: "Take your clothes off or you cannot go inside"

So we listened like the nigga was our master

We was racing to see who could get undressed faster

We ran through the door, BBC filled our nostrils

And then I look over and I see Marcus and Kolossal

[Verse 3: KolossalKocks & DigBarGayRaps]

(Yo, Kolossal, what is this place?)

It's the perfect place for horny niggas packing cake

They will spray you down with frosting right before they have a taste

Try the fat wagon over here before I catch a case

Horny at the table, then I caught a whiff of Digbar

His booty smellin' elegant, his rectum got my dick hard

Kinda was surprised, I didn't think he'd travel this far

Look closer at his lips and neighbors rolled it up with dick stars

(Hey, Digbar)

Then we performed a little handshake

Slappin' up our dicks, it's kinda hard for me to translate

Tyrone lookin' mad at me like I took his damn place

But I got him horny when I kissed all on that man face

Lookin' for a menu but it wasn't on no paper

Then I looked to my left and see a dick vanilla wafer

Light skinned nigga fartin' hella booty vapors

Saw the menu on his cheeks, he got cake just like a baker

Suddenly, the lights flicked (Oh no, I don't like this)

Lil Nas X fuckin' landed on my pipe tip

He started twerking on my dick with a nice split

Look at Digbar, he already got his pipe gripped

Two buff black niggas came up out the cut

Put us in a glory hole, but they only showed our butts

Then we felt like 50 dicks in our booty going nuts

Then Michael Jackson moonwalked inside the room like "That's enough" (*Hee hee!*)

He started kicking niggas in their motherfuckin' nuts

He unlocked the glory hole and scooped up all our guts

We told Michael "thank you", he ain't give a flying fuck

Then he tossed us in the pantry and said "Your dick is for my lunch"

[Outro: KolossalKocks]

Then after that, me and Digbar was in that motherfucking pantry for days

The shit started flowing, the piss started smelling, it was just, it was a fucking mess

Michael Jackson even came in one time, opened up the door, smelled the air

"[sniff, sniff]

You guys didn't marinate enough yet."

Then he just fucking left

But then, then something happened:

All of a sudden, we hear this fucking explosion!

Me and Digbar, we look at each other, then we look back at the door

And in the doorframe of the door is standing somebody there with a long, braided ponytail

Then the light flashes on, then all you see is this nice chocolate skin skin, and you got these two, these two Milk Dud buttcheeks

Then he turned around and he just started twerking like crazy!

And then it's like, booty sweat dripping down and spraying everywhere like a sprinkler, me and Digbar catching it in our mouth (Hee hee!)

So he turns back around, we see who it is:

It's Lil Nas X

He's just standing there with this pole in his hand, it seemed like it came out of fucking nowhere!

So he walks over to Digbar, leans in and whispers in his ear

Now, I don't know what he said, but Digbar got this look on his face

Then Michael Jackson just busts in the room, he's double-wielding Tyrone and Marcus's cake and he's screaming at us!

"Don't go to Bangbros Capital! Don't go to Bangbros Capital!"

So Lil Nas X turns around, his pole starts lighting up, and it just shoots into the roof, comes back down the other side of Michael Jackson, and gets to wailing on him with his asscheeks

He takes his asscheeks, grips Michael Jackson by the neck and just snaps his shit

He killed Michael Jackson... again

He just winks at us, looks at Digbar, and he mouths "You know what to do."

Then his pole just shoots into the sky and he disappears

What could this mean?