[Verse 1]

I'm a vagabond

I'm a super bore

I'm an open wound

I'm a crack whore

I'm a shithead

I'm a carpet stain

I'm a maggot's dream

I'm a racing geek

[Pre-Chorus]

Operator, please don't go

Operator, please don't go

Operator, please don't go

Operator

[Chorus]

Keep coming up empty

Whose side you on?

You're not making it easy

Whose side you on?

You're starting a Cold War

Whose side you on?

You're not making it easy

Alright

[Verse 2]

I'm an asshole

I'm a naggy bitch

I'm a go-down

For just 40 cents

I'm a hideous shit

I'm a lesser man

I'm a cold sore

I'm a drunkie's fit

[Pre-Chorus]

Operator, please don't go

Operator, please don't go

Operator, please don't go

Operator

[Chorus]

Keep coming up empty

Whose side you on?

You're not making it easy

Whose side you on?

You're starting a Cold War

Whose side you on?

You're not making it easy

Alright

[Guitar Solo]

[Pre-Chorus]

Operator, please don't go

Operator, please don't go

Operator, please don't go

Operator

[Chorus]

Keep coming up empty

Whose side you on?

You're not making it easy

Whose side you on?

You're starting a Cold War

Whose side you on?

You're not making it easy