[Intro: Bob Odenkirk and Dean Norris]

Care to share with me?

Sure, your commercials, they suck ass

I've seen better acting at an epileptic whore-house

Is that like the one your mom works at?

Is she still offering the two for one discount?

[Verse 1: Diesel Clockwork]

Slippin' jimmy like a pro, scam paragon

Petty crimes, run it back, with the watch con (ad lib: rolex!)

No recourse, so the Kettleman’s money gone

Gene Takovic working up at cinnabon

Wrong place

Wrong time

Victim of circumstance

Street smart, made a career of his diligence

Saved his clients livеs, Tuco made him fucking beg

Wanted еm dead, but he settled for their legs

Not a rat, no he never makes a sound

The scales of justice tend to shift when hes around

Gaslit his brother to the point of breakdown

Didn’t shed a tear when they put him in the ground

Dreamed of HHM, working there, was his wish

In the court room, hit em with the twin twist

Did him dirty, but Saul’s good at keeping grudges

Got so good at conning, that he even fooled the judges

[Interlude: Michael McKean]

You think this is bad - this - this chicanery?

[(Cont.) Verse 1: Diesel Clockwork]

Pick-pocket put the battery on Chuck

Kept a phone on his person just to prove it wasn’t luck

Ruined Howards life, then he watched him die

He was in too fucking deep before he even realized

[Chorus: Diesel Clockwork]

Slippin Jimmy

Slippin Jimmy (Slippin)

Slippin Jimmy

Went and made a couple milly (a couple milly!)

Slippin Jimmy

Slippin Jimmy (Slippin)

Slippin Jimmy

Now its time to do his bidding (What, what, what)

Slippin Jimmy

Slippin Jimmy (Slippin)

Slippin Jimmy

Serving life, no kidding (No kidding!)

Slippin Jimmy

Slippin Jimmy (Slippin)

Slippin Jimmy

Went and made a fucking killing (What, what, what)

[Verse: Diesel Clockwork]

Slippin Jimmy

He pulling all the schemes

He’s fighting for the convicts, felons and fiends

Slippin Jimmy

He’s anything but clean

Been swindlin’ people well before he was a teen

Sent a few hunnid fake letters in the mail

Ran a fraud scam to keep Huell out of jail

Of all the cons, this may be the holy grail

Kim devised it right before he jumped bail

Since a kid he was never one to listen (Never!)

Chasing the law, yeah that boy was on a mission

His notoriety preceded him in prison

He skipped town when questions were being risen

Lalo needed bail, so its Saul who’s under pressure

Dragged 7 mill, fifteen miles through the desert

Ride for his clients, innocent till proven guilty

Dirty attorney ain’t enough, that man is filthy

[Chorus: Diesel Clockwork]

Slippin Jimmy

Slippin Jimmy (Slippin)

Slippin Jimmy

Went and made a couple milly (a couple milly!)

Slippin Jimmy

Slippin Jimmy (Slippin)

Slippin Jimmy

Now its time to do his bidding (What, what, what)

Slippin Jimmy

Slippin Jimmy (Slippin)

Slippin Jimmy

Serving life, no kidding (No kidding!)

Slippin Jimmy

Slippin Jimmy (Slippin)

Slippin Jimmy

Went and made a fucking killing (What, what, what)

[Outro: Michael McKean]

And he gets to be a lawyer?!

What a sick joke!