You were my dad, you were so rad

You were gnarly, even when you rode your Harley

Had a girlfriend, had a Jaguar

Yeah, man, you was really one bad dude

You know you was really crazy

When you'd show up on the sidewalk with the beer

But you know I really hated you

When you hit me with that belt

When the hippo died, we all cried

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy

But you just laid there playing with his face

While you [?] in the gas station

I was your turn, and you had [?]

A real dumb punk and son of a bitch

But you know you'd take me out behind the shed

And teach me how to be a man

Oh Dad, you were so bad

You had a [?], Dad

Oh Dad, you were so gnarly

You rode a Harley

[Guitar solo]

You were my dad, you were so rad

You were gnarly, even when you rode your Harley

Had a girlfriend and a Jaguar

Yeah, man, you was really one bad dude

You know you was really crazy

When you'd show up on the sidewalk with the beer

But you know I really hated you

When you hit me with that belt

[?]