i got a problem

By DHMISFunniMan

Released on March 15, 2026

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[Intro: Jason, DHMISFunniMan]

Hey Blake, you came in today, um...

People have been saying you've been pretty bad, what have- people saying to you in school- like- kids

What have they been saying?

Well, it's kind of a dumb question, really


[Chorus: DHMISFunniMan]

They say I got a problem

I got a problem, yeah, i got a problem

I got a problem, yeah, i got a problem

I got a problem, yeah, i got a problem

I got a problem

They say I got a problem

I got a problem, yeah, i got a problem

I got a problem, yeah, i got a problem

I got a problem, yeah, i got a problem

I got a problem


[Verse 1: DHMISFunniMan]

Yeah bitch i got problems i'm rancid lessen your understanding

This bastards flow is troublesome and nasty

Don’t talm’ ‘bout me i'm flawless in flaw collection I got

Problems on problems in the problem section

An alphabet of problems like my teachers got tourette's

Like i'm new to english i say ballet like ballet

Let the suicide doors up, 2 thou’ in a corvette

Famous like Stevie Wonder, you haven't seen it yet

The collaborator everybody has to unfriend

I'll be the man whose career constantly starts and ends

I'll be the one person nobody understands

The problems getting worse, might be from contraband

The cadavers of old friends left in no man's land

The only thing i need are some fans and some xan's

Problems on problems i can't fucking stand

I don't need friends, all I need is a stan


[Chorus: DHMISFunniMan]

They say I got a problem

Got a problem, yeah, i got a problem

I got a problem, yeah, i got a problem

I got a problem, say, i got a problem

I got a problem

I got a problem

I got a problem, hey, i got a problem

I got a problem, yeah, i got a problem

They say I got a problem, a problem

I got a problem, uh


[Verse 2: DHMISFunniMan]

Like an angry president in that wall there's a present dent

I've always had an addiction to anger man, I mentioned it

I ain't got no sympathy, that's some fake ass reverent

You're on earth at the same time as me, bitch treasure it

Pleasure it confess to it don't worry bitch its mine

Above the ones above the greatest's of all time

Mouth glued like charades, man we’re all mimes

Ain't no power like the power of time

Besides the power of mine, no problem with me

Got problems with shine? Got problems with we

Expose our problems, this some blunt-ass weed

Ain't no cunt out there like B

You'd die for my life if you didn't know my problems

And I'd die for your life if you knew how to solve em'

Problems got gravity, i go revolve em'

Weak ass bitch you ain't a top you a bottom


[Chorus: DHMISFunniMan]

They say I got a problem

Got a problem, yeah, i got a problem

I got a problem, yeah, i got a problem

I got a problem, say, i got a problem

I got a problem

I got a problem

I got a problem, hey, i got a problem

I got a problem, yeah, i got a problem

They say I got a problem, a problem

They say I got a problem, uh


[Verse 3: DHMISFunniMan]

I got problems with you, with you, not you

I'm going to war, the high wire i'm through

We all die, memoriam for you

Bitch i'm done, i'm done i'm through

Euthanize me, make me cry

I deserve it, eyes teary eyed

Eyes feeling dry, end all the suicide

Where do you get off? You deserve to die

Scared of the follow up, too scared to swallow up

Expectations are higher than Wood in 2012, uh

Penny-vania trauma like 2 girls and a cup

Bitch i'm i good enough? I'm i enough?

Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh...


[Chorus: DHMISFunniMan]

They say I got a problem

Got a problem, yeah, i got a problem

I got a problem, yeah, i got a problem

I got a problem, say, i got a problem

I got a problem

I got a problem. (G.O.O.D Music, G.O.O.D Music)

I got a problem, hey, i got a problem. (G.O.O.D Music, uh, G.O.O.D Music, uh)

I got a problem, yeah, i got a problem. (G.O.O.D Music, G.O.O.D Music)

They say I got a problem, a problem. (G.O.O.D Music, uh, G.O.O.D Music)

They say I got a problem, uh


[Outro: Jason]

Ugh, Blake I can't deal with this anymore, I mean, I don't even get paid enough to deal with people like you, I'm outta' here!