[Intro: Swifty McVay]

Swifty McVay, D12 all day

Yo Joey B waddupdoe

C.O.B. in the house, let's get it

I got a split personality

I don't know which one I am today but fuck it

[Verse 1: Joey B]

There's a thousand of y'all homie, only one of me

That's a lie 'cause I got at least two different voices inside of my mind

I try to focus all the time but I'm distracted when they fight

Try to stand me down a path

Not knowing wrong from right I know y'all got to know the vibe

I swear to God I got a monster that be gnawing at my brain

And lately I've been trying to change you, wouldn't understand brave

Unless you understand my path, unless you understood my pain

You'd see I've walked a crazy linе, I've lived a crazy life

Diеd a couple times, somehow I'm still alive

So this time you know it's different, known to getting three strikes

In the city of three stripes where everyone got a vice

That voice that try tell me, "relax they just vics

Just do it, it's one night" but we are now in therapy

And try to work through this fent, maybe finally get a grip, or maybe not

Maybe I'm just destined to be a piece of shit

[Verse 2: Proof]

From a gun-toting, nun smoker

To being a hungover, blunt roller, the drunk soldier

And from carbon to gin, all this garbage within

Mixed with a Mini Thin, stomach is starting to cringe

Argue with friends, they say your son is lost

Slow your roll and be a father to him

Now I need a square

A heathen scared to let his polluted lungs breathe the air

Repeated [?] 'til the ninth grade of high school

Dropped out and flew his [?] rapping white dude

Popping pills and I'm hoping this world end

Needing therapy like Jeremy by Pearl Jam

My girlfriend don't know I'm a fiend

I'll blow through my green [?] low self-esteem

Speaking of my dreams like my crack addict Pops

I pray I have a life when this bad habit stops

[Verse 3: Kuniva]

Every day I'm at war with my self talking

Conversations with myself, I lay awake often

Plotting on my next move, what's the best move

Public stabbings, hiding bodies in the restroom

Good and evil, at war with them both

Feeling fed up I can't decide so I'm blowing the toast

You better chill this ain't breakfast but you can catch a hot meal

Kuniva's acting reckless, cold-hearted with some hot steel

My personality is fucked up, the fucks up

Think I won't do it and end up dead in a dump truck

You lucked up if I missed you the first time

Circle back at night and then commit an even worse crime

I'm telling you I'm loony when off of my meds

And 'fore you cross me put your thinking caps on or it's off with your head

The press knows it so they never hit me up for an interview

'Cause they don't know which side that I'ma listen to

[Verse 4: Swifty McVay]

I'm not a Gemini but I gets penalised

It's a million lives inside of my mind while I'm moving

I'm already losing all my noodles

Spirit's busting out of my body like Freddy Krueger

OxyContin and Nyquil and I just might fail

My evaluation, why? I don't fight fair

A psychiatrist nightmare

And I might stare in his face before I break his table, then I'm out of there

I'm labeled an unstable hothead

That's able to take a Glock and pop haters, I'm not a fable

Since the cradle I've been marked crazy

On the block they did not rock the cables when they all see me (Bitch)

One day I'm cheesing and I'm easy to fool with

Another day you see me on some bullshit

My mood flip when these dudes acting softer than Cool Whip

You see I'm toothless on a news clip

I ain't having it, I'ma rap a place in a padded room

And still writing rhymes in a strait-jacket

I'm breaking out of it faster than David Blaine

Passionate bastard, personality's kinda strange

Say my name and then it'll rain acid

Take me to court, I'll come up with some psychiatric tactic

To get me out of spending my life in shackles

I'm an asshole, they say I'm wacko and it's facts ho, ask him

[Outro: Joey B]

Split personalities, personalities split

Personalities split, personalities split

Split personalities, personalities split

Personalities split, personalities split

Split personalities, personalities split

Personalities split, personalities split