[intro]

Uh, uh, yo, yo

Get money, get paid

Get money, get laid

Get money, get a lot

Get VD, get a shot

[verse 1]

Yo, I’m big pimpin’, like acne

Ain’t got no skills, kinda wack, see

A cheesy reference, I’m-a throw it in

I got a Android, so I can phone it in

Ain’t even tryin’, in fact I still in bed

Got a hot girl, here to give me breakfast

She bought donuts, yea that’s what I like

Mouth full of jelly, crumbs on the mic

Nah I ain’t in the mood, girls get off me

Go downstairs, get me some coffee

Song’s in all the club, record goin’ gold

My flow is nasal, ‘cause I got a cold

[Chorus]

Yo I’m a half-assed rapper gettin’ paid for words

Didn’t write ‘em can’t recite ‘em but success is assured

‘Cause I pretend to be hardcore and from the street

But I got no sense of rhythm so I’m way off beat

[break]

(snoring)

Engineer: Uh, Devo? Devo Spice. Devo!

Devo: Huh? Uh, yo, I’m big pimpin’, like acne. Ain’t got no skills, kida...

Engineer: No, Devo. Devo! We already did that part. We’re up to the big hit part

Devo: Oh, sorry. Uh, yo...

[verse 2]

It’s a big hit, it’s all over ya

I’m makin’ bank, like Wachovia

People love my song, so they play it again

I, uh, what was I sayin’ again?

Got phat rhymes, and clever lyrics

I know you’re impressed, by the clever lyrics

I can’t read this line, the paper’s smudged

Now I need a rhyme, uh, I like fudge

Yo I’m the best, in the game today

Like Super Mario, when he jumps away

I know I mumble, but just a li’l bit

It’s all slurred and you kayee yeah???

[Chorus]

Yo I’m a half-assed rapper gettin’ paid for words

Didn’t write ‘em can’t recite ‘em but success is assured

‘Cause I pretend to be hardcore and from the street

But I got no sense of rhythm so I’m way off beat

Engineer: So Devo, you wanna do a third verse?

Devo: Nah, I’m goin’ back to bed

Engineer: So how do you want to end the song?

Devo: How about you just shut up and leave me alone?

Engineer: Uh, OK