Well, I'm a Hip Hop maven, with rhymes that I'm cravin'

Beard with the lines that I'm shavin'

Weird, but at times I'm amazin', not to be

Feared, but sometimes I think I'm kinda crazy

Lazy, sit around the house eatin' popcorn

Mouse button clickin' on a picture full of hot porn

Pickin' up laundry, fold what is not torn

Find a pair of underwear there that I've not worn

Got a name that the rap game gave me

Crowds shout it loud while they clap and are raving

Proud of the rowdiness happening daily

Cloud-nine rhymes 'cause I'm frakkin' amazing

Till one day when a strange man changed it

Willed his way and his brain now reigns it

Chains my name to this wack identity

While he's out back playing Pac-Man and Centipede

My name is Dinky McDiddlyboots

My music is plinky and Ritalin-fused

Ned Flanders thinks in "diddly-doos"

But I'm MC Dinky McDiddlyboots

My name is Dinky McDiddlyboots

My music is plinky and Ritalin-fused

Pac-Man eats Inky and Blinky and fruits

But I'm MC Dinky McDiddlyboots

Now I gotta make changes to everything

Every song's wrong so the files will never ping

Miles of lyrics to compile with a clever string

While I clear it with Google and even Bing

And because of this stupid jerk I have to

Update all my paperwork, great, now I'm late for work

Name on my licenses changed to reflect it

Drivers, marriage, and bikini inspector's

My whole life's turned upside-down

I obliged this clown and my wife skipped town

And I found at work they would leave me out of meetings

But call me all day to play voicemail greetings

This may be his crowning achievement

I'm drowning in spite but I try to be lenient

I've seen it, this may sound trite but I mean it

This really is quite inconvenient

My name is Dinky McDiddlyboots

My music is plinky and Ritalin-fused

Ned Flanders thinks in "diddly-doos"

But I'm MC Dinky McDiddlyboots

My name is Dinky McDiddlyboots

My music is plinky and Ritalin-fused

Shoebox is a big mean stinkety poop

Now I'm MC Dinky McDiddlyboots

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