[Verse]

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid

Happier than you and me

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid

And it determined what he could see

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid

One chromosome too many

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid

And it determined what he could see

[Chorus]

And he wore a hat

And he had a job

And he brought home the bacon

So that no one knew

[Verse]

He was a mongoloid, mongoloid

His friends were unaware

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid

Nobody even cared

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid

One chromosome too many

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid

And it determined what he could see

[Chorus]

And he wore a hat

And he had a job

And he brought home the bacon

So that no one knew

[Verse]

He was a mongoloid, mongoloid

Happier than you and me

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid

And it determined what he could see

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid

One chromosome too many

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid

And it determined what he could see

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Chorus]

And he wore a hat

And he had a job

And he brought home the bacon

So that no one knew

[Outro]

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid