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Mark: Well, I kinda feel sorry for Jimmy

Jerry: Yeah, but you don't know the whole story he wasn't a nice guy

Mark: Whaddya mean?

Jerry: Let me tell ya

Jimmy's in a wheel chair

And I don't care

Jimmy's in a wheel chair

And I don't care

Jimmy's in a wheel chair

And I don't care

Jimmy's in a wheel chair

He used to walk his dog

And then he'd beat him good

Like his pretty wife

And now they're up and gone

And Jimmy's in a wheel chair

And I don't care

Jimmy's in a wheel chair

And I don't care

Jimmy's in a wheel chair

And I don't care

Jimmy's in a wheel chair

He was the president

Of a company

He kept his workers poor

He'd lie and cheat and steal

Oh, when justice strikes

Well, every once in a while

It makes a bullseye hit

Well, every once in a while

He used to yell and scream

Until his son would cry

Then he'd run him down

Well, he don't run no more

Jimmy's in a wheel chair

And I don't care

Jimmy's in a wheel chair

And I don't care

Jimmy's in a wheel chair

And I don't care

Jimmy's in a wheel chair

He got big and fat

And he was riding high

Oh, making lots of cash

Well, trashing others' life

Well, when justice strikes

Well, every once in a while

It makes a bullseye hit

Well, every once in a while

Jimmy's in a wheel chair

And I don't care (Lord, he had it coming)

Jimmy's in a wheel chair

And I don't care (Lord, he's crying in his beer)

Jimmy's in a wheel chair

And I don't care

Jimmy's in a wheel chair

(Lord, have mercy on this man )