Everything's Gonna Be Alright

Everything's Gonna Be OK

My car broke down and I don't have a job

My unemployment ran out yesterday

Everything's Gonna Be Alright

Everything's Gonna Be OK

My girlfriend doesn't like me

I can't say my prayers

And I got a concussion

When I fell down the stairs

Everything's Gonna Be Alright

Everything's Gonna Be OK

I don't have any money to pay my rent

The landlord is real mad at me

Everything's Gonna Be Alright

Everything's Gonna Be OK

My bathtub has a leak and the ceiling is warped

It's gonna crash on the floor

Everything's Gonna Bе Alright

Everything's Gonna Be OK

My friends won't lеt me eat with them cause I didn't brush my teeth

I just got the swine flu

Everything's Gonna Be Alright

Everything's Gonna Be Groovy!

I didn't win the lottery

The gas was turned off and my

????? colon has got down the pot

Everything's coming up roses

Everything's gonna be OK

Last night I... broke my rips

Now I'm throwing up blood

Everything's coming up roses

Everything's coming up roses

My mom got winged in the eye with a shotgun and my...

Sister's retarded