I'm envious of your IQ of

Thirty-seven, thirty-seven

I'm envious of your IQ of

Thirty-seven, thirty-seven

I'm envious of your IQ of

Thirty-seven, thirty-seven

I'm envious of your IQ of

Thirty-seven, thirty-seven

You, you're the one, it's written all over your face

You, you're the one, I'd like to take your place

I'm envious of your IQ of

Thirty-seven, thirty-seven

I'm envious of your IQ of

Thirty-seven, thirty-seven

Your lack of brains, it drives me crazy

Thirty-seven, thirty-seven

It’s the only way to get by and be lazy

Thirty-seven, thirty-seven

You, you're the one, it's written all over your face

You, you're so dumb, I'd like to take your place

‘Cause I’m envious of your IQ of

Thirty-seven, thirty-seven

I'm envious of your IQ of

Thirty-seven, thirty-seven

From where I come it's the dumber the better

Thirty-seven, thirty-seven

No-one likes a really go getter

Thirty-seven, thirty-seven

You, you're the one, it's written all over your face

You, you're so dumb, I'd like to take your place

Thirty-seven, thirty-seven

[Instrumental Break]

...Your place ‘cause I’m envious of your IQ of

Thirty-seven, thirty-seven

I'm envious of your IQ of

Thirty-seven, thirty-seven

I'm so envious of your IQ of

Thirty-seven, thirty-seven

Well, I’m envious of your IQ of

Thirty-seven, thirty-seven