[Intro]

When I come slithering through your window (Oh-oh-oh-oh)

You better hope you're not alone

'Cause then I'm gonna go down in the kitchen (Yeah)

To bend every spoon you own

(Then what?)

[Chorus]

I'm gonna unplug all your outlets

Gonna run through your living room

With a gorilla suit on

I'm gonna crumple up all your outfits

And cut the cord to your iron

With your Prada shoes on

[Verse 1]

I'll lock the doors up in the back

And dump a bucket full of rats

I really hope there'll be enough

To feed the snakes in your bath

But I hope you know I'd never do so

There's not a universe where you were ever worth my time

And maybe that's why I haven't even given you a fair chance

To try and change my mind

Oh, in the end, you know it's true

It's not my fault you lose

But turning your back won't change the fact

That you're old news

[Bridge]

Is that what you were born to be?

Oh I'd be cranky too if I were you

(Don't wanna cause you pain)

(Just inconvenience you, huh)

[Chorus]

I'm gonna unplug all your outlets

Gonna run through your living room with a gorilla suit on

I'm gonna crumple up all your outfits

And cut the cord to your iron

With your Prada shoes on

[Post-Chorus]

Gonna watch you open a present

Can you guess what's in the box?

(What is it?) Expired coupons

[Outro]

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