[Chorus]

I'm not media trained, I just wanna drive a media car

Fly a media plane, I don't know where the media parks

On a media date, I hope I don't get media dumped

You thought the media ate, but I just see a pile of crumbs

[Verse]

I'm out of jokes, I'm out of banter

I'm out to lunch, I'm minding my manners

You should learn to mind your own business

You're too busy checking my grammar

What's so funny?

What if you run out of the money?

I won't be here blowing you kisses

I'll be sipping tea in your study

[Pre-Chorus]

Gimme a break

Are you a stupid? Turn on your brain

You're not a martyr, you're not a saint

Only an expert whеn you complain

Give you a toy

You're not a man, you are but a boy

You nеver talk, you just make a noise

If I'm in the trolley, you are the choice

[Chorus]

I'm not media trained, I just wanna drive a media car

Fly a media plane, I don't know where the media parks

On a media date, I hope I don't get media dumped

You thought the media ate, but I just see a pile of crumbs

[Bridge]

I'm in hell

When you're in the room, I go somewhere else

Can't you tell?

Everything you say is about yourself

Here's your bottle

All you ever want is to be swaddled

Like a pothole

When I'm in the trolley, you're the problem

[Pre-Chorus]

Gimme a break

You're such a prick, you're sick in the brain

What is your job? You sleep, and you game

I think your mother should be ashamed

Give you a toy

You're not a man, you are but a boy

Stuck in the arcade without the coin

You're like a story without the point

[Chorus]

I'm not media trained, I just wanna drive a media car

Fly a media plane, I don't know where the media parks

On a media date, I hope I don't get media dumped

You thought the media ate, but I just see a pile of crumbs