Java Life (Code Hard)

By Dev Crew

Released on October 3, 2011

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[Spoken]

In the cubicles representin' for my Java homies

In by nine, out... when the deadlines... are met

...check it!


[Chorus]

We code hard in these cubicles

My style’s nerd-chic, I’m a programmin' freak

We code hard in these cubicles

Only two hours to your deadline? Don’t sweat my technique


[Verse 1]

Sippin' morning coffee with that Java swirl

Born to code; my first words were "Hello World"

Since 95, been Java codin' stayin' proud

Started on floppy disks, now we take it to the cloud

On my desktop, Java's what's bobbin' and wеavin'

We got another winning app beforе I get to OddEven

Blazin' code like a forest fire, climbin' a tree

Setting standards like I Triple E

Boot it on up, I use the Force like Luke

Got so much love for my homeboy Duke

GNU Public Licensed, it's open source

Stop by my desk when you need a crash course

Written once and my script runs anywhere

Straight thuggin', mean muggin' in my Aeron chair

All the best lines of code, you know I wrote 'em

I'll run you out of town on your dial-up modem


[Chorus]

'Cause...

We code hard in these cubicles

Me and my crew code hyphy hardcore

We code hard in these cubicles

It's been more than 10 years since I've seen the 404


[Verse 2]

Inheriting a project can make me go berserk

Ain't got four hours to transfer their framework

The cleaners killed the lights, man, that ain't nice

Gonna knock this program out, just like Kimbo Slice

I program all night, just like a champ

Look alive under this IKEA lamp

I code harder in the midnight hour

E7 on the vending machine fuels my power

PS3 to smartphones, our code use never ends

Java's there when I beat you in "Words with Friends"

My developing skills are so fresh, please discuss

You better step your game up on that C++

We know better than to use Dot N-E-T

Even Dan Brown can't code as hard as me

You know Java's gettin' bigger, that's a promise not a threat

Let me code it on your brain...


[Whispered]

...so you'll never forget


[Chorus]

We code hard in these cubicles

It's the core component of what we implement

We code hard in these cubicles

Straight to your Java Runtime Environment

We code hard in these cubicles

Keep the syntax light and the algorithm tight

We code hard in these cubicles

Gotta use Java if it's gonna run right

We code hard in these cubicles

Java keeps adapting, you know it's built to last

We code hard in these cubicles

Robust and secure, so our swag's on blast


[Spoken]

Code hard!