[PICKLES]

Magnus has been kicked out of the band

I think the four of us understand

That we gotta make a record

Gotta make it great

It's our very first one. It must annihilate

Since we fired the man we are short one artist

We need to fill the void. We need a guitarist

But he's gotta fit right. Gotta be the right vibe

He's gotta fucking rock because we are Dethklok

[SKWISGAAR]

I disagrees for you sees we don't needs nobody else

Dis shoulds be a ones guitar bands

Yes indeeds. Ain'ts nobodys goods as me

Can match my speed. And conquers me

[PICKLES]

Look at all these hopeful auditioners

Oh they came from so far away

But if you show them you are the best then

YES you may have your way

If you hack all them into pieces with your mighty shredding axe

Then we will forever from this moment on be a four piece

And you will be the only guitarist of DETHKLOK

[SKWISGAAR]

Alright

[Skwisgaar begins playing. The auditioning guitarist don't even get a chance to play. They shoot through the roof, blow up, get sucked out of the window. Their guitars explode.]

[SKWISGAAR]

Shred its now. You're goings down

Takes ones more. This ams a war!

Shred its now. You're goings down

Goings down. Yeah!

I ams a wizard I am a sorcerer and

I've proven to dis world that we don't need nobody

We ams a one guitar band. Yes indeed

[DETHKLOK]

You have been bested by the master

Bow before your glowing guitar god

[NATHAN]

Someone keeps on knocking

Someone's at the door

Let them in right now

Appears to be one more

[TOKI]

Hellos. I'm sorrys

I got lost alongs the way

My name is Toki. I am just a boy here form Norway

I'm so sad. I missed mys auditions appointsments today

But I think that you shoulds gives me a chance anyhow

Because I have this feeling

Something tells me

This was meant to be

Do you feel this electricity?

Gives me this chance

[SKWISGAAR]

Alrights. You seem so nice

It's a shames you must go downs this way