[Deluxe Edition track]

Tragedy goes away

Hate filled rage

Takes the stage

But you're neutered in the night

Blinded by the bine

Irony and spine

Sarcastic delight

Live to die on stage

Driven by the rage

Hating your own face

Comedic disgrace

Hatredy

Hatredy

Stand before the jury

Die in flames of fury

Comedy is deth

Hatredy

Step into the spotlight

Laughter is a deth-right

Crash and burn in horror

Make them squirm

Want to leave

After they buy their drinks

I hate this audience

Regardless of applaudience

Like to take you away

Burn in piles of hate

I hate the talent here

So dull and so full of fear

I'll beat you all to the punch

With an axe and a hack to the guts

I'll take the microphone stand

Run it through your neck, cut off both your hands

Is this thing even fucking on?

Are you fucking deaf or just too scared to run?

"Please take my wife! Please take my wife!"

Then I'll take your life, then I'll fuck your wife

Just a fucking joke; no, it's kinda not

There's a little truth in every single shot

Fueled by hate

Await your fate

Your time has come

To DIE on stage

It's funny

Because it's not

It's funny

Because it's not

It's funny

Because it's not

It's funny

Because it's not

Because it's not

Because it's not

Fueled by hate

Await your fate

Your time has come

To DIE on stage

Fueled by hate

Fueled by hate

Your time has come

To DIE on stage

DIE

DIE

DIE