All dogs go to heaven

And all cops go to hell

'Cause mans best friend won’t put a bullet in your head

And a cop fuckin will

A cop is a towelboy piece of shit

Dog’s got a tail

A cop gets killed in the field

Oh well

My dog waits by the door

For me to get home every day

The cop sits on the side of the road

To catch me speedin’ on the freeway

I'll probably get arrested for writing this song

So please take care of my dog

Yeah!