[First Verse]

I should be uptown, sipping on delicious juice

You’ve got something that you stole from me

Your FedEx package says it all

Despite the lies you told to me

What is it that made you steal my box?

Shipping that package was free

I was only gonna use that once

But you lost all the love that came from me

[Hook]

I lied for you

There’s more to life than Hulu, Amazon and Netflix too

I had to let go of you cause you gave Star Wars bad reviews

And that proves that I hated you

And now you’re trying to send me e-mails from your spam, on purpose

Now you’re trying to send me copies of The Room, on purpose

Now you’re trying to send me contraband, on purpose

And you did it through UPS, you thought I deserved it

[Post-Hook]

UPS UPS, screw you UPS

I don’t use your service anymore

Cause you don’t leave it at my door

UPS UPS, screw you UPS

Maybe you should have shipped it through Amazon

Instead of the other way

[Hook]

I lied for you

There’s more to life than Hulu, Amazon and Netflix too

I had to let go of you cause you gave Star Wars bad reviews

And that proves that I hated you

Now you’re trying to send me e-mails from your spam, on purpose

Now you’re trying to send me copies of The Room, on purpose

Now you’re trying to send me illegal contraband, on purpose

And you did it through UPS, you thought I deserved it

[Post-Hook]

UPS UPS, screw you UPS

I don’t use your service anymore

UPS UPS, screw you UPS

I don’t use your service anymore