[Verse]

So if you have a problem with me, for making jokes on the beat

The fuck do you think A-Town was, am I man of the streets?

I guess you can’t handle mature language, my b

Or you only tolerate that, while you’re beating your meat

Which is good, cause I’ll pull your pants down for everybody to see

The walls are coming down like it’s Reagan in Berlin

You rigged an election cause you thought you couldn’t win

I guess your self-confidence just wasn’t there to begin

And then when people found out, you had to put on a spin

Are we talking about Nixon or a tiny little bitch?

You look like Napoleon Bonaparte if he had a hitler cut

And that makes me wonder how you ever got to fuck

I mean, you admitted that you would sell out you wife

So now we all know how you’d treat the love of your life

Remember that time you said you’d sell her for tuition money?

Maybe when I’m that rich, I’ll give her some of my honey

Oh man, tell me now wouldn’t that be funny?

Shit talking me behind my back with J and Juan

Has this fuckin group turned into a beauty salon?

Man, cause I know which group already has

And there’s no fucking way that they're ever getting a pass

So I gotta ask, what the fuck is it they want?

Do you want me to take advantage of someone that’s drunk?

I know that anyone who does should be dead in a trunk

I guess I’m a pussy for not actively trying to do that

Who cares though, I’m a jackass for saying your legs are fat

Or I keep missing the ball, for the umpire the catch

Y’all should know that I’m picky when I’m ready to bat

But at least I know I’m a good guy, as a matter of fact

Now it’s time for another person, I’m going back to back

You seem like you’re ashamed of your heritage

Maybe I’ll call you Bob so you’ll sound more American

While people call me Martin, that’s just a comparison

You’re always crossing the line, what’s going on in your mind?

Your dumbass missed out on going to a 4-year

Should I tell them why you’re forced to stay here?

Cause he’s a dumbass, but that’s just my observation

He put his school email on his college applications

And when colleges got his apps it said a-p-s-v-a

So all their replies to him were gone-and-m-i-a

All of the retardation must’ve rubbed off from the Republican Club kids

So much so that you’re probably out here eating some pigs

Here’s some bacon, that’s haram, but lick lick!

(I'm sorry allah)

Now what about you Lyin’ Ryan?

Always on NationStates, we can see that you’re spyin

Everytime that we come back, you pounce like a lion

Remember how you were exposed for having 80 puppets?

Then you have the nerve to go causin' some ruckus

When I happen to make an explicit song mentioning cum

Now let me ask you, from where do you come?

It’s not like I’m talking about killing or violence

I would much rather sit here in silence

And for all the guys that I mentioned who can’t take a fuckin joke

Apparently sex is off limits, you would rather hear me “stay woke”

But my Wake Me Now days are put in the past

If you wanted to hear me like that, you should’ve of just fuckin' asked

I could put another funny mixtape out, very fuckin' fast

But instead, you bash my album after only hearing three songs

The first two weren’t even that bad, it’s the third that didn’t belong

(Come for me)

Y’all have a fuckin deficit, if your attention can’t be prolonged

Unfortunately, neither can your cocks (Nah)

I’m dead, I’m gone

[Outro]

And remember, this is just a joke

Cause apparently anything can be a joke to you guys

Fucking assholes