2011 Rap Up

By DeStorm

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[Intro]

According to them fools we got couple months left

Yeah right


[Hook]

Now that 2011 over they say ''what you gon' do?''

Beg your pardon, motherfucker, I say '' what you gon' do?''

If the world's gonna end, then I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going crazy


[Verse 1]

Shout out to Obama, for merking Osama

Bin Laden beg your pardon but, 2012 is starting up

While everybody watching Jay and Ye up on the throne

I'm down at Penn State screaming, "Leave them boys alone!"

An economic crisis, the government won't answer me

Are they getting away with murder? Guess I'll ask Casey Anthony

Dropped Battlefield and Modern Warfare 3

And everybody playing Skyrim took an arrow to the hey hey

Wait, wait Prince William married Kate

Watching people suffer in Japan from the awful earthquake

Damn near caused a nuclear crisis that was coming your way

And we still pray for the lives that we lost in Norway

Locked out the NFL, locked out the NBA

Gabrielle was out in public, but they shot her anyway

The last launch for NASA, surprise, she ain't dead

Like the Mavericks, winning, that's what Charlie Sheen said


[Hook]


[Verse 2]

While we TiVo, Tebow, we know people losing jobs

9% is unemployed so you can save the ooh's and aah's

So they occupy Wall Street, and search for better jobs

Tried to spread the word like cancer, cancer killed Steve Jobs

Damn..

I guess we need a safer route

Murdock lost his paper route

Pittsburgh came for 45, Packs came back to take 'em out

The Cardinals won the world series

Now I don't know what this girls theory is but

Kim Kardash marriage didn't last

The Harry Potter series is now in the past

Ray said Ryan was hard to pass

Drake said Take Care and Common's back

Shady Cypher, Rihanna's back

Beyonce gave Jay-Z a father pass

Adele dropped 21 on that ass

I won best male, no autographs

I ought to brag, but..

Honey badger don't give a shit

A coffin for Gaddafi and Kim Jong was ill

Losing Frasier was no joke, just ask Patrice O'Neal

And Ms. Amy needed rehab to come up off the pill


[Hook]


[Verse 3]

We lost Ashford, Andy, Macho and Mrs.Taylor

Nate and Heavy D, two dogs that'll never fail ya

The Arabs sparked the protest, cursing like a sailor

The war is over, troops go home, at least that's what they tell us

Facebook had a makeover, YouTube had a makeover

The iPhone 4s dropped, and Siri decided to takeover

Well it's true, cause I'm dropping facts

People getting mauled on Friday, but there's no Rebecca Black

Crystal left the Hef, there were riots in the UK

No justice for Michael, put your Weiner away

Robert Ebert talking 'bout what Ryan Dunn done

The Muppets came back for fun

Japan won the world cup

And Regis finally hung it up

Thought Astro was a factor, but the factor blew my girl up

Better curl up, Irene came to destroy things

Hurricanes, can't wait to see what 2012 brings

This year was embarassing