[Intro]

D-O-D-G-E R-A-M

Mm, totally

[Verse 1]

Here in my van

I can beat my small cock

Fart on your face

Sleep on a loaf

Here in my van

I can piss in a cup

Do what I want

Scrounge for some change

[Interlude]

(Hahaha get in the back)

I can lose

(Here come on in, here)

(No, don’t be shy, just come back in the stack)

[Verse 2]

Here in my van

I can eat my small squid

Dance the Can-Can

With my feet in the air

Here in my van

I can play the Last tape

Play my small uke

Write stupid songs

[Interlude]

What, like this one?

Yeah, yeah like this one (It’s not so bad, hehehe)

Hey get out of my van, out of my van

(How did you get into my van?)

Yeah no get out of my van

[Bridge]

Haven't slept in days, but that's okay

Gonna let 'er eat

Cat pizza, road apples, coffee chun, Vivarin

Have a little snack

Put in a quarter and play road rally, ha, ha (Ha)

Driving down the dark corridor

Fall asleep and wake up

In another place (What? Where are we?)

[Verse 3]

Here in my van (Here! In my van!)

I can beat my small cock

Fart on your face

Sleep on a loaf (Where are we going?) (No, here-)

Here in my van

I can piss in a cup

Scrounge for some change

Do what I want

[Interlude]

I can lose, ah-ha ([?])

[Bridge]

Ow, ow, ow, ow

Ow!

Outta my way, outta my way

Gonna [?] ‘cross the USA

Eat like a man, behind the rear of my van

Ow, ow, ow, ow

Mm, totally

[Verse 4]

Here in my van

I can hate everyone

Wait for no girls to call me in the middle of the night

Here in my van

I can lose my small mind (No that’s okay, you’ve never done any booze)

Small, my mind lose (This is my house, you assault me)

Lose small, lose my mind ([?])

Small lose my small lose

Mind, lose

[Outro]

[?]

Oh wait, I think I found it

Yeah I was looking for dirty clothes