[Chorus: Derf]

Ay

Ay (ay)

Ay (Woah)

Ay (It's Derf)

I be counting bands (Yah)

I be counting bands (Bands)

I be counting bands, eating sushi from Japan (ay)

I be counting bands (Yah)

I be counting bands

I be counting bands sippin wine that came from France

[Verse 1: Derf]

(that shit good man)

I be on the beat like "Woah Kenny!"

Your bitch hit me up so I had a sleepover

Now she laying in my bed with no panties

Thought I was rich, she be real disapointed

When she found out that I'm broke and I got no pennies

Haters in my DMs from the AM to the PM

Say they'll shoot me on sight like "Woah scary!"

Chillin' with Chopper on the Go Merry

I'm the avatar, the way I'm drippin' while I'm spittin' firе (fire)

See you droolin' on the sidelinеs, I'm the one that you admire (boy you droolin')

Scrooge Mcduck be jealous of the currency that I aquire (So much fucking money)

Pussy so good, that shit had me singing like a choir

Now I'm in the ocean like Frank (Frank)

Now I'm smokin' that shit that stank (Stank)

Yeah, I'm gassed up like Hank (Ay)

Everytime I see your baby mama, I spank

[Chorus: Derf]

I be counting bands (Countin' bands)

I be counting bands (Yuh)

I be counting bands, eating sushi from Japan (Ay, Ay, Ay)

I be counting bands (Fuck it up)

I be counting bands (Bands)

I be counting bands sippin wine that came from France (Oh, Oh, Oh shit, Ay)

I be counting bands (Fuck it up)

I be counting bands (Fuck it up)

I be counting bands, now I'm broke and throwing hands

[Bridge: Derf}

I lost all my friends

I lost all my friends

I be rappin', flexin', truth is I ain't got no fans

I lost all my friends

I lost all my friends

I be rappin', flexin', truth is I ain't got no fans

[Verse 2: Derf]

What's the point of rappin' bout' that fake shit?

Gettin' money, fucking bitches, guess thats just the basics

Being a piece of shit's my job, I even work the late shift

Feelin' fucked up, just to smile I need a face-lift

Put on a facade like Mysterio

Ain't nobody got Derf playing on the stereo

So out of it, bitch I'm feeling immaterial

Derf is just a coward with a rock hard exterior