[Spoken]

Alright, konichi-fuckin'-wa, school's in, suckers

Today's English phrase of the day is: "Nothing to fuck with."

Any questions? No? How about a demonstration?

[Verse 1]

Ay, yo, fuckers say I suck as if I do it free, wanna see? Front a stack

London bridges fallin' down, bitches, where the money at?

Matter fact, fact of the matter is

That the madder the grey matter the more you hear

Pow, pow, and splatter your brains out!

No shame 'cause I'm no doubt insane

I'm on that "knick-knack-patty-wack" givin' bitches heart attacks

I'm psycho, but PSYCHE! I'm "最高" at lying to your face

I've only ever held a gun with pops at the shooting range

How the fuck am I supposed to get to heaven?

Satan-sama flowin' in my ears 24/7

So еmbarrassing! Wearin' my sin like it's a medal

Whеn I travel international

Irrationally package Tamaonsen CDs

And no, I'm not a fan of Touhou

Tozaikaidoren? Fuck, I don't play pachinko

See, but that's the thing, though

I'm used to lying through my teeth!

I'll have your cake and eat it too

The salt is tastin' sugar sweet

[Chorus]

Eeny-meenie-miney-mo, Satan-sama Rap-Spit

Oki-doki-hokey-pokey-どきどき-bullshit

Magical flow, どなる "checkitoutchyo"

だからラップはデビルの音楽でしょう？

[Verse 2]

DEMONDICE is the name, and Devil Rap is the game

Because I didn't really fit inside their "hip-hop" frame

You know the one, the guns, debauchery, the "shit that's hype"

They lose their marbles when I "go Ham,"

And not the "Hattokyo" type!

Sucks to be a motherfuck, ain't trying to disrespect ya

Speak English to me, boyo, and I won't correct ya!

Well sorry, man, I'll never be your "かわい彼女"

Cubano cigar smokin', tokin' "僕少女"

Told ya so, gotta be bold, you're so predictable

You cannot be the happiest unless you have been miserable!

The science to defiance is a subject I can drag about

The kinda self-reliance us Americans like to brag about

I'm proud to be from the Land of the Free

And the home of the privileged and lazy

The crazy paraphrasing stays, so does the rap-spit bingeing

So fuck you to the future me who's looking back and cringing

[Chorus]

Eeny-meenie-miney-mo, Satan-sama Rap-Spit

Oki-doki-hokey-pokey-どきどき-bullshit

Magical flow, どなる "checkitoutchyo"

だからラップはデビルの音楽でしょう？