Mike’s Song - Intellectual

[Intro]

Are you ready?

Let's get it on

It's funny how things could change so quickly

Now I'm in a band, you want to get up on my body

Three months ago you wouldn't have given me the time of the day

Now you're moving in, trying to cash in on my pay

Well guess what slut, I'm pretty far from making millions

Struggling hard just so I could break even

Oh what a surprise, now I'm not a great guy

Not the kind of person that would just buy, buy, buy everything

That you wanted so just step the fuck back

I'm getting me a girl that likes me for who I am

They're few and far between but I know they exist

A great personality with a nice set of........... Ticking away

At thе clock so long waitng for this girl to come abroad

Trust me peoplе I'm doing the best that I can cause

I'm getting real fucking tired of using my hand

Why you gotta fuck with me!

I'm just trying to go my own way

What! What! Break it, break it down

For the first time now

Now cause you know Defunct is coming to your town

Well it's been ten hard months to this very day

Now the band's blowing up so whatcha gotta say

Shooting off your mouth with your funky Predictions

But you were wrong so fix your lips to my dick

Oh I'm sorry ma'am did I offend you

Well I don't really care cause now we're blowin' up the venue

Selling out shows now left and right (bullshit)

Turning mosh pits into full scale riots

Well now I reached my goal so I should quit my bitching

I Gotta mob of fans just screaming and yelling

Defunct is what I hear all the way down the streets

I make an appearance and now they're kissing my feet

So what do I do with all this extra love

Throw it away cause I gotta enough of it

You say I'm conceited, it's all gone to my brain

You're wrong! I'm an asshole, and I'm not going to change

So now here it comes with phat bass sound

(Bass solo)

(Crazy nonsense scat singing)

(Chorus)