Fa Sho Shot - Intellectual

[Intro/Skit]

Bro [?]

What’s goin’ on brody?

I see Jay [?], tryin’ to scoop up a honey daysnip from his buddy Mike

She must have been an um

Fa sho shot, fa sho shot for doin’ something like that

Shorty that killed the fa sho shit

Killed the fa sho shot?

Bro shot

Bro

[Verse 1]

Drivin’ down the street in my jeep playin’ a funky beat

And the next thing I heard was a screech

Hit the brakes, I did a double take

I saw this fo sho shot walkin’ up the block I said “stop”

So I could take your picture and get your autograph

‘Cause you a star baby

And honey just laughed and she said

"You're the star, I've seen all your videos

Bought your tapes and been to your shows”

I said enough about me, let's talk about your life

Are you single or somebody's wife?

She said no, I'm not married

But since you're so curious

I’m seeing this guy but it’s nothin’ too serious

I’m black and Filipino

I live in Encino

Me and my parents just moved here from Chino

But they left to go to Reno

To play for keno

So let's go to your house and let me play Valentino

She said “let me think about it”

Aight, I don't see no problem with it

Going to kick it so off we go

Headed for the spot, called ledge on the portable and said

Yo I got a fa sho shot

[Interlude]

Bro shot

Bro done with that honey [?]

She must have been a fa sho shot

[Verse 2]

I be cooling in my condo out in Cali

Right outside Hollywood and the valley

My boys call me from home back in New York to see what's kickin’

And they all wanna talk about the Cali fa shoties

And all I can say is

Brody you gotta see 'em to believe ‘em

At a party see the hotties with bodies and the pumps

The ones with the heels

Not the ones that make ya jump

Push-ups on the QT, on the cutie

‘Cause I feel its my duty

You gotta lot of booty

She said ain't nothin’ poppin’

‘Cause ain't no panties droppin’

Chicks off a kiss

Silly rapper, get to hopin’

‘Cause all you rappers alike and the same

You rock the mic and you pop so much game

I said “hold up sweetie”

To say hi, do I have to bring along a peace treaty

I’m just tryna get a dance and enhance my chance

For a start of a romance

She given me no chance to get whatcha got ‘cause I like you a lot

You a fa sho shot

[Chorus]

I'm the one

I'm the one you want

I'm the one

I'm the one you want

I'm the one

I'm the one you want

I'm the one

I'm the one you want

[Verse 3]

Excuse me good lookin’ (who, me?)

I wanna know what you got good cookin’

And can I have a little bit of that (bit of what)

You're so fly you make my heart go pitter pat

It even go thump thump ‘cause your rump's real plump

Kinda hump that I wanna do the rump with

And you can treat me like a chair

I gotta place you to sit your big derriere

Ya right there love

I don’t bite I

So whatcha scared of

My house ain’t horny

All I’m sayin’ is you got it so why not flaunt it

Your bra strap, I’m on it

You could say that I’m jocking you

I close my eyes and dream about rockin’ you

And imma give you all I got and hit the spot

I guarantee it’s gonna be a fa sho shot

Spoken Interlude

[Verse 4]

I've been scopin’ ya

Hopin’ that you respond

I wrote a poem telling you how fond I was of the way that you carry yourself

So independent you'll never need help for real

Good job

You drive us off

With the funky paint job

When it's time to pay the rent, no problem

Get fly after work and go out with your homegirls

Laughin and buggin out all in your own world

Dance the night away in your sexy dress

And before ya leave pay the bill with your American Express card

Jump in the car, it's time to go

On the way home listen to the radio

And I hope they’re playin’ my slow jam

I wanna be your man

‘Cause ya got what I want

And I want what ya got

And I want you to be my fa sho shot

[Outro]

I'm the one

I'm the one you want

I'm the one

I'm the one you want

I'm the one

I'm the one you want

I'm the one

I'm the one you want