Released on January 8, 2002

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[Listener]

OK, this is the Listener here, rap fans. We got Beat Rabbi on the beatbox. Uh, we got MC Fong in the studio with us. Uh, he's going to freestyle today for everybody, but the thing is, um, he can only freestyle in sign language, so I'm going to have to interpret for him. OK, all right, go ahead Fong, here we go. OK, right, OK, OK


[MC Fong]

He just said his name, all right it's MC Fong, OK

He just don't stop on you, OK, he's going to rhyme all over you

All right, he just said something about my shirt

What dude? OK, OK

He's feeling the beat like braille

OK, OK, OK, now he's clutching, he's saying he's coming off the dome

All right, he's riding the beat

OK, he's doing something in a weird accent

I don't know what he's doing

OK, all right, he saying he's going to put lyrical duct tape all in your mouth so you can't talk

Yeah, OK, OK, OK, here we go

He's like an elephant crackhead: he's got, you know, base in his trunk

Something, I don't know know what he's talking

OK, OK, he's MC Fong again

OK, he just made an obscene gesture

I'm not really feeling that, we're going to have to bleep that out later

Um, OK, he's the Hannibal Lecter of MCs, cause he eats MCs?

What? What are you talking about Fong?

OK, he's getting me open like a door

OK, all right, now he's saying he's going to make me scratch like a DJ

Come on, dude

OK, he's MC Fong, he's clutching again

Yo he's coming off the dome, he's grabbing the mic like what

Now I'm as corny as Orville Redenbacher?

OK, OK, he's going really fast

OK, hold on, OK I'll, OK, uh

He said his verses change more than piggy banks

Um, he said your rhymes are falling apart like a leper on a treadmill

Um, OK, OK, he's MC Fong, he just don't stop

That's clutching, dude. Come on, stop

All right, here we go

OK, he's coming in, he's coming in

OK, he's MC Fong, he just don't stop

OK, peace. Yeah

Yeah, he's out. Peace y'all

Yo, he's out. All right, MC Fong is out, yo

Yeah, dope, dude, that was dope