Ed: I asked the Riddler

My Riddler Self

A couple questions

About my health

If I was Insane

Or I was nice

He didn't answer

I asked him twice

He appeared in the looking glass

And this is what he said:

Riddler: Don't you know you? What did you say? Dumb one go away! Stop that! Dumb one! Dumb one go away! Go eat some pork! Stop that! Help!

Ed: He yelled so loud

He hurt my ears

My eyes all welled up

A full of tears

I wish he would leave

My Riddler Self

My riddling, riddling, riddling, riddling, riddling, riddling, Riddler Self

When I go walking

All by myself

There's someone else there

My Riddler Self

I see his bowler

Upon my shelf

I'm always seeing

My Riddler Self

I won't forget the way that he

Said those words to me

Riddler: When will you leave? Such nonsense comes from your mouth! You're doing well, but are you finished? Be silent! No don't go and do the laundry!

Eddie: Don't know exactly

What he said

Just know it kinda

Hurts my head

I must escape him

My Riddler Self

My riddling, riddling, roodling, riddling, Riddler...

Riddler: Hold on a minute!

Ed: Huh? What? What? What? What's going on?

(Riddler appears and punches Ed)

Ed: Ouch! Hey!

Riddler: I heard you! I heard you!

Ed: What?

Riddler: You should be ashamed of yourself! You're no nice person, you're a friendly impersonator! You sicken me, deceitful one!

Ed: Oh, right! Like you're a nice person! Give the Riddler a bowler hat and he's REALLY nice!